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Post by PurpleGrape on Mar 31, 2009 13:56:42 GMT -5
I leaned that I will never be able to have a sane discussion about chicken, bubbles or tigers again and because of this I'm going to try to ruin them for you too XD
Chicken is code name for sex. Most people ask me why so heres why. I was on te Mika Fan Club on night and drunk people were talking about sex and the mods asked them not to cause there are young members so now they use chicken which i have been sucked into.
Today in my anatomy class people were talking about germaphobes having sex and how it would be hard if they were both living in bubbles and after some insane hand motions we were all on the floor crying with laughter.
And tigers have been ruined by my dance insturctor <3 who, after I told him about a dream where the both of us were fighting over a prostitution job, dubbed himself 'White Tiger' as his stripper name.
And at one point today in anatomy class Joe (him^) was able to bring the three things together into one sentence.
I love it. It's amazing <3
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Post by Jude on Mar 31, 2009 13:58:50 GMT -5
i think it's fate that everyone use chicken as code for sex at one point or another in their lives, i really do.
i didn't know it was possible to talk about mika without talking about sex. we better not let the kids know about sex though. there's no telling what might happen. BABIES could get made.
your dance instructor sounds really hot.
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Post by PurpleGrape on Mar 31, 2009 14:10:08 GMT -5
It is damn near impossibe for me to talk about Mika without sex : P Yeah, kinda pissed me off. and like, these kids on here are waaaay worse than most of the adults. they say things that seem a bit rude and way too invasive into Mika's personal life and seem to have no respect,but one person on there says the word sex and god forbid!
uh, yeah, he really really is *drool* i almost died when Jared shoved me over on a table and Joe screamed 'TABLE CHICKEN' at the top of his lungs. And he sings, but geeze don't get me started on him, I'll never stop : P
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Post by Jude on Mar 31, 2009 14:15:45 GMT -5
SEX. SEX SEX SEX.
loool table chicken!
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Post by PurpleGrape on Mar 31, 2009 14:18:47 GMT -5
then Joe said something about biting chicken so: Me: why are you biting chicken : P Joe: Cause I'm a tiger *growls* me: O.O uh........*tries not to drool* You eat meat XP Joe: I'm gonna bite your chicken, so watch out! Me: *thinks: please do XP!!* not too hard now : P
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Post by Jude on Mar 31, 2009 14:22:19 GMT -5
loool wtf. some lot of sexual frustration you got going on there.
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Post by PurpleGrape on Mar 31, 2009 14:24:46 GMT -5
me? or us? (by which i mean him and i?)
cause if its the latter then prolly not cause I'm 99% sure he's not interested though we've flirted for the past 2 years : P
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Post by Jude on Mar 31, 2009 14:27:53 GMT -5
you, i think
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Post by PurpleGrape on Mar 31, 2009 14:28:53 GMT -5
uh, well, he's pretty fucking sexy
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Post by Jude on Mar 31, 2009 14:29:19 GMT -5
lool so i gathered
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Post by PurpleGrape on Mar 31, 2009 14:32:19 GMT -5
Today I learned that I'm sexually frutrated
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Post by Jude on Mar 31, 2009 14:34:43 GMT -5
loooooooool omg
today i learned that i'm sick of being conflicted and worried and anxious about everything.
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Post by Jude on Mar 31, 2009 15:21:55 GMT -5
today i learned that my friend's fiance's gay friend is not a figment
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Post by PurpleGrape on Apr 1, 2009 13:50:14 GMT -5
I learned that playing games instead of working is LOTS of fun.
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Post by Jude on Apr 1, 2009 18:03:59 GMT -5
yeah!
today i learned that lots of people think school is as stupid as i think it is but they're staying cause they want money and/or they think it makes them more valuable as a person if they do. i also realized that i am not critical of this... but rather confused SOMETIMES.
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