Post by Barn Owl on Apr 14, 2010 18:53:00 GMT -5
LOLWUT.
I was checking out the translated stuff on Dir en Grey's website and came across this gem of a message...
"Message from Kyo, Christmas 2002-
Well, it's almost New Year.
When the tour is over, it will all be composition. Not much decent rest. The next single and album will have lots and lots of songs. Looking at the number of songs composed now, there might be a lot of good songs. (Maybe ok, maybe...) Even with that, all the members were composing on Christmas. So my hobby, taking videos/pictures of people having carsex in parked cars in the dark, did not push through. So, too bad.
Come to think of it... last year, around late night past 2;30 at an Odaiba parking lot, I watched one for 4 and a half hours. At that time the video I took was not enough. The guy was having sex with a handmade vibrator that was half-heartedly made to look like a tree. While reclining the seat, the man was inserting and withdrawing the homemade vibrator with a ribbon and smiled and nodded in satisfaction. At that time, that man understood my heart. Aah, Merry Christmas! So as for this year's memory instead of a vibrator it will be replaced by composition.
Everyone, do you know that Pooh-san is an old man? It is because that he has "-san" on his name. Among the Disney(characters), the only one with "-san" is this ero-old man(pervert). Among the stuffed mascots, he is holding hands with a youngster. That is very troublesome. Don't get fooled! In Disney World... I was thinking of continuing but it will take forever. Good night."
Lmao, I just died reading that.
I was checking out the translated stuff on Dir en Grey's website and came across this gem of a message...
"Message from Kyo, Christmas 2002-
Well, it's almost New Year.
When the tour is over, it will all be composition. Not much decent rest. The next single and album will have lots and lots of songs. Looking at the number of songs composed now, there might be a lot of good songs. (Maybe ok, maybe...) Even with that, all the members were composing on Christmas. So my hobby, taking videos/pictures of people having carsex in parked cars in the dark, did not push through. So, too bad.
Come to think of it... last year, around late night past 2;30 at an Odaiba parking lot, I watched one for 4 and a half hours. At that time the video I took was not enough. The guy was having sex with a handmade vibrator that was half-heartedly made to look like a tree. While reclining the seat, the man was inserting and withdrawing the homemade vibrator with a ribbon and smiled and nodded in satisfaction. At that time, that man understood my heart. Aah, Merry Christmas! So as for this year's memory instead of a vibrator it will be replaced by composition.
Everyone, do you know that Pooh-san is an old man? It is because that he has "-san" on his name. Among the Disney(characters), the only one with "-san" is this ero-old man(pervert). Among the stuffed mascots, he is holding hands with a youngster. That is very troublesome. Don't get fooled! In Disney World... I was thinking of continuing but it will take forever. Good night."
Lmao, I just died reading that.